CB-3000 Makers get it almost right

Submitted by: Guy in Atlanta

This is the 3rd in a series of male chastity devices from A.L. Enterprises. As has been the case with each one there is something wrong with it that could have been easily avoided with a little research.

With the CB-2000 the cage was too short for most men and the man ring had no hinge and guys had to shove their stuff through the ring. Also, the main part of the cage sat right on the beanbag separating the beans and sort of pushing them into your thigh. Mostly it was comfortable but not great.

The Curve 2000 was the second attempt at a male chastity device from A.L. Enterprises. This time the mistake was that the main cage was too long for most guys but the hinged main (A?) ring was a nice change. However: the hinge on the ring tends to pinch the beanbag in a bad way. Another problem that could have been avoided by simple design alteration. (Heck I could have designed a better hinge.)

Now with the latest device, the CB-2000 the almost have it right. Almost. This time the problem is that the main ring doesn't open wide enough to get your package through so you have to do almost what you had to in the CB-2000; squeeze your stuff into the ring.

The length is statistically better, not too short or long for most men. (I read an article on average hotdog length for men: Flaccid = 2.4 inches, erect 6.5 inches.) Here are some pros and cons of the latest version of CB from A.L. Enterprises:

Pro:
  • Nice material, polycarbonate (Man I feel smart saying that!) or Lucite material. I didn't have any rough edges but I've seen reports that some guys have.
  • Good fit, pretty secure and less noticeable than the CB-2000 which never really worked unless you used it only for sleeping and accommodating morning wood.
  • Nice length and room in the tip. Unlike the CB-2000 you actually have some space to accommodate morning wood or whenever you get wood for no reason. (A common even for me for some reason.)
  • No cup holder.
Con:
  • Not enough vents to allow evaporation of moisture. The bulbous head part looks like a little fish bowl with a one-eyed snake trying to breath and getting all steamy. How about some small vents? Moisture and skin doesn't mix very well and the recommended baby-oil can irritate skin. You could probably drill some small holes (gently, because I don't know how polycarbonate reacts to drills) for better circulation. A problem the CB-2000 didn't have.
  • The stupid main ring doesn't open wide enough to allow for proper loading. It opens only a less than an inch or so you have to do it the old way. ADVICE! Use your rings from the CB-2000. They open wide enough. Perhaps they wanted to mitigate the pinching by wide-swinging rings but they made it problematic for putting on.

Just the main front part cost around 80 dollars but the whole kit and caboodle cost around $168 so you can save $80 dollars and some aggravation while putting it on if you keep your old rings.

Oh yea, I bought mine from www.etoysdeluxe.com. Wow! Really fast shipping even during hurricane Ivan. I ordered it on Thursday the 16th and it got here on the 18th! Not bad!

http://www.etoysdeluxe.com/newpages/cb3000.html

Anyway, have fun. I have only worn mine for a full night once and I didn't sleep well. My key holder girlie is to nice to make me wear it all the time. I guess that's good.

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