I Did a Stupid Thing - True Story

Consider this a warning. Do not try this. It is miraculous I was never trapped, mugged, arrested, or injured. It was a very stupid thing to do. I tell you about it here for your entertainment only.

I have been dabbling with chastity belts for about fifteen years. Seems to me that the only real function that a chastity belt must serve is the prevention of orgasm. Other considerations are secondary. To this end, I have bought lots of penis control devices. Mostly the leather, lock-on-the-dick type, but a few belts of better build. So I was pleased to find a stallion guard (leather-and-steel penis cage) that fit snugly enough that it wouldn't fall off when my penis went limp. Let us face it, if you are going wear a chastity harness for any length of time, you're going to go limp sooner or later.

The flaw in this design was the leather band that locked on behind the balls. Once my penis was soft enough, I could squeeze it out of the cage and the locking strap, and then it was a simple matter to pop my balls out of the whole contraption. So, I pulled the locking strap out and tied the cage to the ring of a butt plug harness with some flat leather lacing. I knotted the lacing so it couldn't be untied, but rather would have to be cut off the nickel cock ring. I added a "quick link" (available at any climbing supply house, or R.E.I.) around my scrotum and tightening it with a handy (for now) crescent wrench, which ensured that I wouldn't be able to work my balls or penis out of their confinement. After this, it was a simple matter to lock on the waist belt.

For good (or bad) measure, I bought a 'radio fence' pet containment system - the kind that contains a collar for the dog that beeps, and then shocks the animal when the wire boundary is approached. I mounted the collar's receiver to the butt-strap immediately behind the cock ring, so any shocks would be delivered directly to my perineum.

I began to like my neighborhood pet store. Next, I bought a collapsible steel cage. A big one, the Bull Mastiffs size. It's about 40" long, 30" wide, and 30" high. About $200. Strong wire, and with the aid of some padlocks completely inescapable. It has two swing-type latches, easy for a human to operate, impossible to open if you wrap a padlock around the latch arms.

I proceeded to set up my little adventure in my garage. My garage is detached from the house by about twenty feet. I put the cage in the center of the garage floor, locking the ends to the frame so I wouldn't be able to collapse the cage and escape. At the foot (non-gate) end, I used two Master padlocks, keyed alike, and froze the keys in a coffee cup a few feet away so that when the ice melted, those keys would drop with a clang against the cage and I could get out of the cage that way. It would, however, be several hours before the ice melted. The other end of the cage was secured by little combination locks, inescapable in the dark.

I put the controller for the 'radio fence' on one X-10 module, and a bright light over the cage on another. These modules, available at Radio Shack, work with remote controllers and timers to turn lights and appliances off and on.

I ran the perimeter wire for the shock collar around the outside of the garage, so if I managed to escape the cage, my crotch lock would beep and then deliver a staggering jolt to the sensitive flesh just behind my balls if I approached any of the garage doors or windows.

I prepared to secure the cage door with larger dial-type combo locks, the combination to which would be easy enough to dial (0-0-0-0) in the light, but damn near impossible to find in the dark. This way, if my set-up worked, I would be released in half an hour or so, if it failed, in a few hours the ice would melt and my 'back door' keys would drop within reach, and if even that failed, sooner or later the sun would come up and I would be able to work the combinations and free myself from the cage.

I went inside and set up the timer controls so the lights would go on in the garage in a few minutes. One minute later, the perimeter (shock) would arm, and after another minute, the garage would be plunged into darkness. I'd be locked into my hybrid belt; unable to relieve my tensions while naked and horny, trapped in a cage in the garage for whatever time I set. After half an hour or so, the light would come on and I'd be able to work the combinations and escape the cage (but not stray too far from it until the shock perimeter was powered down), and then leave the garage when the radio fence went off. I stripped, slapped a couple of clamps on my nipples, locked on my hybrid belt, a 'bark collar', and handcuffs, and slipped out into the garage.

It all went smoothly until a police helicopter went overhead and started circling nearby. I realized that under ideal conditions their spotlight could shine in through the garage window on me, naked and locked into this obscene contraption and they would surely investigate if their pursuit took them into my vicinity. Fortunately, I was left alone.

A little panic set in, but I was helpless to escape. I had truly been my own worst enemy. I couldn't escape my cage if I wanted to; hell, if I needed to. I tried and I pried, but I couldn't manage to bend the bars one whit. After realizing I was well and truly trapped, I was hotter than ever. I started trying to stroke myself, but couldn't make more than incidental skin contact and the cock cage I was wearing prevented me from getting any kind of a grip on my swollen member. In short, I was trapped, locked, and stuck.

There wasn't a damn thing I could do to escape my bondage or my chastity belt, but with a little self-control; I managed to calm down. Shortly thereafter, the lights snapped on and I was able to release myself from the dog cage and subsequently the garage, and let myself out of the other encumbrances once I was back in the house.

I was lucky. There was so much that could have gone wrong. Do not try this. My happy ending won't necessarily guarantee yours.

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