| Tech: | Hello, ChastiNet technical support - how may I assist you? |
| Caller: | Help! I've installed this chastity belt and now I want to uninstall it. |
| Tech: | Is there a problem? |
| Caller: | Yes - I haven't been able to get my system up since it was installed. |
| Tech: | Actually, that's a feature. |
| Caller: | It is? |
| Tech: | Yes. The belt is designed to prevent use of your system or from your system having any inappropriate uptime. |
| Caller: | Well, I don't want it. How do I uninstall it? |
| Tech: | You'll need the PGP key from your system administrator. |
| Caller: | What? |
| Tech: | The key that was used to install your belt. |
| Caller: | Oh. I didn't install it myself. Someone did it to my system at my request. |
| Tech: | Then ask them to remove it for you. |
| Caller: | I did - they won't. Something about transfer of ownership. This license agreement is really complicated. |
| Tech: | Yes. That is a feature. |
| Caller: | Are you saying you can't help me? |
| Tech: | Yes. That is also a feature. |
| Caller: | I see. |
| Tech: | We are glad we were able to help you in the use of your ChastityNet product. Please contact us again if you require additional support. |
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